Stripper. Camgirl. Graphic Designer. Nerd.

Everyone asks me why I decided to start stripping. The Cliff’s Notes are that I hated my job. Actually, I hated the company I worked for.

Like many of you, I worked in cubicle hell from 8-5 every day. I worked for a Fortune 500 company in the marketing/sales department selling a product that no one wanted to buy in a soft economy. Or maybe it’s just that no one wanted to buy it, period, because it was a POS. We were selling a product that boasted efficiency, yet this company ran their business in the least efficient way possible.

I hated my boss, like so many people. It was getting more difficult to hide my contempt for the assholes in charge. There were no consistent rules within this company, and some people were allowed luxuries (such as more vacation time) while others weren’t. I guess I just snapped one day after I came back from a long weekend to some bitchy emails from a coworker. I handed in my resignation with no idea what I was going to do next.

I’ve always been a very sexual person, so I decided to look into the adult industry, mainly the local strip clubs. I auditioned at Outer Limits in Madison, Wisconsin. I started there at the end of January 2010. I fell in love with it right away. I loved that I could work three days a week and make more than what I did slaving away in cubicle hell. I loved that I could take off whenever I wanted to without having to explain why. I loved that if I wasn’t feeling well, I didn’t have to go in. I loved being able to wear whatever makeup and clothing (or lack thereof) I wanted. I love, love, love being able to do whatever the fuck I want with my hair. The only downside to being a stripper is the sore joints and bruises and the occasional douchebag. Otherwise, I love my job.

In May 2010, I broke my wrist (for the third time in my life) and was unable to strip. I decided to start camming since I obviously couldn’t strip without looking clumsy. I try to switch it up between stripping and camming, but I tend to cam more when I’m not feeling great physically.

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