Stripper. Camgirl. Graphic Designer. Nerd.

You’d be surprised how many guys don’t know what the proper etiquette is in a strip club. Especially on weekends, when giant groups of Ed Hardy wearing douchebags decide to come in and get ridiculously drunk. I thought I’d lay it out for you guys in an easy-to-read, douchebag friendly format. Remember, strip clubs weren’t designed to be inexpensive entertainment.

When to Tip Your Stripper

• If she’s been sitting with you for at least a song.
• If you don’t offer to buy her a drink, at least tip her a dollar or two.
• If she gave you a good lap dance, tip her as much as you can!
• If she’s capable of having a decent conversation with you, tip her!
• If there’s a girl that sat to chat with you for a while, but she gets called to stage, go tip her during her set! 
• If she made you laugh.
• If she does stripper tricks for you and your friends.
• If you’re not going to buy a dance, tip her a dollar or two.
• ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS TIP WHEN YOU’RE SITTING AT THE STAGE!